Had a fun one come in first things this morning.
A patient needs a repair on their denture.
You’d think it’s because they used it for chewing and broke it on something hard. Or maybe dropped it. Or it’s just old and needs a refresh. Or because it’s 9am on a Monday.
They let their kids play with it.
I’m sorry but with the immense materialism present in the world who in the heck thinks playing with someone’s dentures is a good idea? Or FUN?
“Hey mom! Look at the evil teeth attacking the city! Rawrrrrr”.
Get them a fidget spinner. Or some vampire teeth. Or build some teeth out of Lego so at least you can fix it at home with your own blocks.
Patients . . .